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| Mom: |
Religion shouldn't be in the courtroom.
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| Me: |
Then why can't gays get married?
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| Mom: |
Do you want the honest truth?
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| Me: |
Yes
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| Mom: |
Because marriage is sacre--
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| Me: |
"Sacred". Meaning "religious". Next answer.
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| Mom: |
Because it's wrong!
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| Me: |
How?
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| Mom: |
Marriage is between a male and a female!
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| Me: |
Mom, genitals don't get married. Hearts do. |
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You drive past a bus stop containing a lost child, an old friend, and the hottest chick you've ever seen. Who do you pick up? (from Rocksound Magazine interview)
| Ashley: |
How did they end up at a bus stop?
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| Andy: |
I heard a bunch of gibberish and then something about a hot chick...
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| Jake: |
What are the options again? A lost child, an old friend or the hottest chick you've ever seen...
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| Ashley: |
And they're at a bus stop? The bus is still coming, right?! If they're at a freaking bus stop then I'm taking the chick!
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| Andy: |
A bus stop is a weird place to set this question. You should really set this at the side of the road or in the middle of a desert. You've made this far too easy in terms of picking up the hot chick.
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| Jinxx: |
I have no remorse what so ever in this situation.
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| Rhianna (fan/interviewer): |
Pretend that the bus isn't coming.
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| Ashley: |
THEN WHY ARE THEY AT A BUS STOP?!
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| CC: |
Do they know that the bus isn't coming? Are they totally oblivious to this fact?
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| Andy: |
This question has backfired spectacularly. The entire interview is now in jeopardy! |
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 To all the kids who's letters I receive
The broken hearted, the damaged just like me
I will be your voice to let the world know we stand as one
We're standing right here so come and fucking get us.
Haters Make Me Famous.
Hello Kitty.Converses.Skinny leg jeans.Band tees.Music.Bands.Blowpops.Kandii.Raves. |
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